Wonkette just posted a great interview with gay ex-escort, ex-top-ranked-Mary-Kay-salesman Tom Malin, who was recently running for office in Texas. It’s a really fun read, and makes you all the more sad that Malin won’t be in public office anytime soon. I just had to point out that halfway through, they discuss the prospect of a Condi versus Hillary election in ‘08, which had me all excited a few days ago. I’m glad there’s popular support for this endlessly entertaining matchup. Let’s just all agree that, at the very least, it would make the election fun and unpredictable. And, really, shouldn’t all political races involve either a former prostitute or a closet lesbian? The only thing better would be if Condi was outed in an October surprise…pretty please?